Undesirable

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

dullish:

lestersdick:

nuderefsarebest:

Bringing this back because it’s hot as fuck.

jinglebell-fic

Drool..

joachimmurat:

this movie is fucking art

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.